MHII Achievements
said on Aug 29, 2010 at 01:39 AM

+15 pts wtf boom --- As any nation, develop nuclear weapons, and nuke a city.

+20 pts ich bin ein spammer (as opposed to "ich bin ein berliner") --- As any nation, produce over 500 divisions of infantry.

+5 pts I see you've got quite a large stability problem going on there --- As any nation, have under 5% stability and forego at least 5 revolts, and successfully put them down.

-1 pt You just lost the game. --- As any nation, lose the game.

+200 pts Better than the devs --- In multiplayer, defeat any amount of members of Muzzy Lane.

+1,000,000 pts The new god of Making History --- In multiplayer, defeat MasturBacon and force and annex his territories. Since you most likely won't survive, be sure to bring some extra medkits, and work for this one, because you get a million points.

said on Aug 29, 2010 at 08:38 AM

TehBoss said

+1,000,000 pts The new god of Making History --- In multiplayer, defeat MasturBacon and force and annex his territories. Since you most likely won't survive, be sure to bring some extra medkits, and work for this one, because you get a million points.

Can't be done, dude. Can't be done.

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said on Aug 30, 2010 at 10:32 AM

Who is MasturBacon

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said on Aug 30, 2010 at 11:12 AM

TehBoss said +5 pts I see you've got quite a large stability problem going on there --- As any nation, have under 5% stability and forego at least 5 revolts, and successfully put them down.

The stability minimum is 30%.

said on Aug 30, 2010 at 06:07 PM

Look in the AARs, 5% has been achieved.

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said on Aug 31, 2010 at 05:30 PM

beast566 said

Who is MasturBacon

The only person who can play as Luxembourg and take over the world.

said on Aug 31, 2010 at 05:39 PM

HankScorpio said

TehBoss said +5 pts I see you've got quite a large stability problem going on there --- As any nation, have under 5% stability and forego at least 5 revolts, and successfully put them down.

The stability minimum is 30%.

But I've gotten all the way down to 5% before, did they just change this?

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said on Aug 31, 2010 at 05:53 PM

Stability should be dropping to 5% if you and the nation who's region you are capturing don't have religion, ethnicity or culture in common. For each of those you have in common, it starts 20% higher.

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said on Aug 31, 2010 at 06:28 PM

TehBoss said

beast566 said

Who is MasturBacon

The only person who can play as Luxembourg and take over the world.

Sounds like some very serious hacker. lol

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said on Aug 31, 2010 at 10:19 PM

crazydude said

TehBoss said

beast566 said

Who is MasturBacon

The only person who can play as Luxembourg and take over the world.

Sounds like some very serious hacker. lol

How dare you insult the almighty Masturbacon! That's -15 exp for you!

i really need to stop playing mmorpg's

said on Sep 01, 2010 at 05:15 AM

EasyC said

Look in the AARs, 5% has been achieved.

meh I've had less with USA (kinda on purpose though...)

TehBoss said

beast566 said

Who is MasturBacon

The only person who can play as Luxembourg and take over the world.

on level 10 difficulty, thats a bit WTF POW, but can he do that with Yemen (Which I have done on MH1)

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said on Sep 02, 2010 at 06:22 AM

beast566 said

EasyC said

Look in the AARs, 5% has been achieved.

meh I've had less with USA (kinda on purpose though...)

TehBoss said

beast566 said

Who is MasturBacon

The only person who can play as Luxembourg and take over the world.

on level 10 difficulty, thats a bit WTF POW, but can he do that with Yemen (Which I have done on MH1)

Yes, he most likely can. Luxembourg is much harder than Yemen, because it doesn't have a UK ally, and usually gets raped by Germany the second war is declared. Therefore your argument is invalid, and i have +2204355 xp, and so do you. Bacon can pretty much wtfpwn anybody in multiplayer, that's why most people tend to stay out of his way. Unless you want to lose your nation. Hell, you can play a landlocked nation, and somehow he'll still invade you, with his army of over 9,000 power.

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said on Sep 06, 2010 at 07:34 PM

Yeah its best to stay out of Mastur Bacons way. Or you will lose everything. Actually you will lose it all anywayss this way your just prolonging the experiance

said on Sep 07, 2010 at 12:26 PM

ummm i think ..ocuppy hawaii as japan :p


How to add signature here? can anyone tell me? :p

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said on Sep 07, 2010 at 12:51 PM

reenfoo said

ummm i think ..ocuppy hawaii as japan :p


How to add signature here? can anyone tell me? :p

Go to your user page, click settings, then a sub section will be underneath settings, click forum signature, enter your signature.

There you go xD

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said on Sep 07, 2010 at 07:33 PM

BLEEP BLOOP! I HAVE ACHEVABLES!

BLEEP BLOOP

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said on Sep 07, 2010 at 09:53 PM

FDR said

Twin Suns- (This one would probably be really hard) Ensure that the United Kingdom and Japan ally

Done it, in MH 1.

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said on Sep 07, 2010 at 11:03 PM

I think you need better border control - As Mexico invade the United States and win.

I came for the tacos- As any nation invade and conquer Mexico.

Great minds think alike - Annex 3 other countries with the same ideaology

I believe I can fly - Produce your first aircraft units

If the boot fits - As any nation conquer Italy

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said on Sep 08, 2010 at 12:04 AM

Reborn Empire: As Italy, conquer all of Europe and Africa.

Great Scandinavia: As either Norway, Sweden, or Finland, conquer Europe.

Paraguay Crisis (MHII only): Conquer Bolivia. It's actually kind of hard because Brazil usually sides with the Bolivians and if you take Brazil, others get mad at you.

Warmonger: Invade Switzerland and deal with the consequences.

I've done all of these in either MH Gold or MHII.

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said on Sep 08, 2010 at 04:53 PM

Neutral?: As Switzerland stay out of the war until 1943 then conquer and hold 10 German territories.

Armageddon Clock: Nuke every city in the United States.

Colder War: Have over 100 nuclear weapons at one time in the game.

Hitler's Nightmare: As the USSR conquer and create a Communist German Puppet.

At there Doorstep: As Germany control all of South and Central America.

Unternehmen Merkur: Loose 5 airborn divisions at Crete as Germany.

The Civil War: As the US have a Civil War break out.

Napoleon?: As France reach Moscow.

Spheres of Influence: As the USSR conquer Asia and Europe.

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