The "F" Word
said on Jan 22, 2010 at 12:03 AM

Found this on another site, thought it was rather humorous.

There are only 10 times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:

  1. "What the F..... do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

  2. "What the F..... was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

  3. "Where did all those F.....ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

  4. "Any F.....ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

  5. "It does so F.....ing look like her!" --Picasso, 1926

  6. "You want WHAT on the F.....ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

  7. "Where the F..... are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

  8. "Scattered F.....ing showers, my ass!"

  9. "Aw c'mon. Who the F..... is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999

  10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F.....ing mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003


There was also a funny response to it:

You forgot:

"Who the f.... are these guys with the ships?" -- The Aztecs, 1516

"Who the f.... are these white guys with the ships?" -- The Australian Aborigines, 1788

"Where the f..... are those guys with the ships?" -- The French, 3rd June 1944

"What the f....." -- George W. Bush when he saw who was replacing him, 2009

But excellent list :)


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said on Jan 22, 2010 at 12:17 PM

"Where the F*** did these guys come from?"- Filipinos just before the US destroyed the Spanish fleet, 1898

Pretty cool thing, though.

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said on Jan 23, 2010 at 02:50 AM

Wha the f.... - when Mcain lost the election

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said on Jan 24, 2010 at 10:45 PM

"What the f..... just happened?" Fredrick Paulus after being encircled by Zhuikov's forces in Stalingrad, 1943.

"What the f..... is Nuts supposed to mean?" Germans in bastogne after recieving McAuliffe's surrender reply, 1944.

"What the f..... are these guys doing here?" Stalin after recieving word of Barbarossa, 1941.

"Who the f..... are these guys with the planes?" American soldiers in pearl harbor, 1941.

"Holy mother-f....." French soldier stationed on the border of belgium, 1914.

"What the f.....?" Me after playing Men of War, 2009.

"What the f..... is this crap?" German president hindenburg after reading Mein Kampf, 1925 (it took about half an hour to find that date)

said on Jan 24, 2010 at 11:28 PM

"WHAT THE F... ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!" TehBoss to n00bs

"THIS GRENADE ABOVE MY HEAD IS GOING TO F...ING EXPLODE" A further continuation to the last quote.

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said on Jan 25, 2010 at 12:50 AM

"What the F.... did we do?"- Most people whose nations were invaded by any of the Axis Powers when the invasions occured

"Why the F.... does this guys hate us?"- A European Jew upon learning of Hitler's Anti-Semitism

"How the F.... did they do that?"- Tojo, upon hearing of the destruction of Hiroshima

"What the F.... do you mean they took Czechslovakia?"- Neville Chamberlin, after hearing Germany occupied Czechslovakia

"What the F.... is wrong with these people?"- An American soldier, upon discovering a Concentration camp

"How the F.... did this happen?"- Chiang Kai-shek, shortly after taking refuge in Taiwan

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said on Jan 25, 2010 at 04:42 AM

"F....." God's reaction to Jesus' crucifiction

"I WAS SO F.....ING CLOSE!!!" Hitler after losing the battle of Moscow, 1941.

"Why the f..... do we have to do this?" John Miller after recieving the mission to save private ryan.

"When the F..... did this happen??" Switzerland, 1992, 12 minutes after recieving word of the start of WW2.

said on Jan 25, 2010 at 11:26 AM

TehBoss said

"When the F..... did this happen??" Switzerland, 1992, 12 minutes after recieving word of the start of WW2.

Uh... I think you have the wrong date there.

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said on Jan 25, 2010 at 02:34 PM

TehBoss said

"F....." God's reaction to Jesus' crucifiction

"I WAS SO F.....ING CLOSE!!!" Hitler after losing the battle of Moscow, 1941.

"Why the f..... do we have to do this?" John Miller after recieving the mission to save private ryan.

"When the F..... did this happen??" Switzerland, 1992, 12 minutes after recieving word of the start of WW2.

FDR said

TehBoss said

"When the F..... did this happen??" Switzerland, 1992, 12 minutes after recieving word of the start of WW2.

Uh... I think you have the wrong date there.

Just a few years here and there. LMAO

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said on Jan 25, 2010 at 03:29 PM

"What the F... are those?!" Katsumoto upon seeing the Imperial armys Gatling Guns(The Last Samuri)

"WHAT THE F...?!" Dominik Hasek on Bret Hulls 1999 Stanley cup winning goal

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said on Jan 25, 2010 at 10:36 PM

FDR said

TehBoss said

"When the F..... did this happen??" Switzerland, 1992, 12 minutes after recieving word of the start of WW2.

Uh... I think you have the wrong date there.

Its a joke about how Switzerland is never involved in anything, so, people forgot about them.

said on Jan 26, 2010 at 12:45 AM

TehBoss said

FDR said

TehBoss said

"When the F..... did this happen??" Switzerland, 1992, 12 minutes after recieving word of the start of WW2.

Uh... I think you have the wrong date there.

Its a joke about how Switzerland is never involved in anything, so, people forgot about them.

Well, when you put it that way, it makes perfect sense.

"What the F.... do you mean they''ve gotten through?" Hitler, after hearing of the Allied success at Normandy

"What the F... do you mean they actually did it?" Ronald Reagan, after hearing the Berlin Wall was torn down

"What the F.... have you done?" George H. W. Bush to his son some time after the invasion of Iraq

"Why the F.... did they do that?" Stalin, after hearing Germany and Italy declared war on the United States

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said on Jan 26, 2010 at 01:33 AM

"Oh, what the F..." Adolf Hitler, right before commiting suicide

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said on Jan 27, 2010 at 01:04 AM

"F.....ing Makarov" Chris, everytime he has to ban Makarov.

"Are you f..... serious!?" Makarov, after chris bans him.

"How the f..... did they find out it was me?" A continuation of the previous quote.

"Because you f.....ing suck at faking an identity" TehBoss's responce to Makarov when Makarov asks TehBoss the above quote.

(Makarov chats with me sometimes on hamachi through a seperate screename, which almost everyone sees though immidately XD)

said on Jan 27, 2010 at 01:43 AM

"Break his f...ing modem!" The MH community to Chris while in a cage match with Maky

"When will we get a f...ing release date for MHII" Once again, the MH community ;)

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said on Jan 27, 2010 at 04:37 AM

MajorLufbery said

"Oh, what the F..." Adolf Hitler, right before commiting suicide

See, I imagined it as, 'Ah, F... it'.

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said on Jan 27, 2010 at 08:46 PM

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MajorLufbery said

"Oh, what the F..." Adolf Hitler, right before commiting suicide

See, I imagined it as, 'Ah, F... it'.

True, or you could take it much more as a John Mclain, "Die Hard" type quote...

"Yippee Kaye MotherF.....!" Adolt Hitler, right before commiting suicide

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said on Feb 23, 2010 at 02:43 PM

True, or you could take it much more as a John Mclain, "Die Hard" type quote...

"Yippee Kaye MotherF.....!" Adolt Hitler, right before commiting suicide

Hahaha, thats F....ng funny!

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said on Mar 16, 2010 at 07:39 PM

Hahahaha wow, what the F*** is wrong with all of you?!

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said on Mar 16, 2010 at 08:53 PM

Amerika said

Hahahaha wow, what the F*** is wrong with all of you?!

We read these F* forums.

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